Saturday, 26 March 2011

Bland played on for Katie Price and Alex Reid

Snapshots of a disintegrating marriage as the Jordan creature slithered back for a “new” series … and fired her vicious parting shots at poor Alex Reid.

Like a black widow ­spider destroying her defenceless mate, “The Pricey” ­ruthlessly dismissed her ­hapless ­husband for his “vile” dress sense and told him: “You haven’t got that spark you used to have.”

Mr Reid... you are ­surplus to requirements. Kindly leave the building.

Sky Living proudly presents Katie... the ­sizzling seen-it-all-before saga of a bland bombshell whose rigidly repetitive life seems to go round and round in circles.

Katie: The Next Chapter, What Katie Did Next... and now the same old show dutifully ticking the same old boxes.

Hysterical fans at her latest shopping mall ­personal appearance – check. Trip to LA to get her teeth and hair done – check. Pretend fury over the ­paparazzi invading her non- existent privacy – check. Disingenuous complaints about the media she so desperately courts – check.

Can’t they think of ­anything else for her to do?

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