Snapshots of a disintegrating marriage as the Jordan creature slithered back for a “new” series … and fired her vicious parting shots at poor Alex Reid.
Like a black widow spider destroying her defenceless mate, “The Pricey” ruthlessly dismissed her hapless husband for his “vile” dress sense and told him: “You haven’t got that spark you used to have.”
Mr Reid... you are surplus to requirements. Kindly leave the building.
Sky Living proudly presents Katie... the sizzling seen-it-all-before saga of a bland bombshell whose rigidly repetitive life seems to go round and round in circles.
Katie: The Next Chapter, What Katie Did Next... and now the same old show dutifully ticking the same old boxes.
Hysterical fans at her latest shopping mall personal appearance – check. Trip to LA to get her teeth and hair done – check. Pretend fury over the paparazzi invading her non- existent privacy – check. Disingenuous complaints about the media she so desperately courts – check.
Can’t they think of anything else for her to do?
Like a black widow spider destroying her defenceless mate, “The Pricey” ruthlessly dismissed her hapless husband for his “vile” dress sense and told him: “You haven’t got that spark you used to have.”
Mr Reid... you are surplus to requirements. Kindly leave the building.
Sky Living proudly presents Katie... the sizzling seen-it-all-before saga of a bland bombshell whose rigidly repetitive life seems to go round and round in circles.
Katie: The Next Chapter, What Katie Did Next... and now the same old show dutifully ticking the same old boxes.
Hysterical fans at her latest shopping mall personal appearance – check. Trip to LA to get her teeth and hair done – check. Pretend fury over the paparazzi invading her non- existent privacy – check. Disingenuous complaints about the media she so desperately courts – check.
Can’t they think of anything else for her to do?
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